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A blog, like any other on the tumblesphere. Content revolves around art, literature, theatre, cool photos of beautiful androgynous people, dog butts, TV I don't have time to watch, rants about a student life, and some other myriad crap that comes long my interwebular experience. COME, let's procrastinate together.
tama5kake:

猫ちゃんの愛くるしさに癒される。奴らの可愛さには隙がない:【2ch】ニュー速VIPブログ(`・ω・´)

tama5kake:

猫ちゃんの愛くるしさに癒される。奴らの可愛さには隙がない:【2ch】ニュー速VIPブログ(`・ω・´)

(via tachimukais)

Kittens and Feminisms: assfcuker: ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of... ›

assfcuker:

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter is caused by 2 things

1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body  (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.

2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.

if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit. 

Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.

The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births. 

Anyone who tell you differently is dumb. 

(via fuckyeahfeminists)

micahlexier:

Micah Lexier, Self-portrait as a wall…, 1998, vinyl type on existing wall, each time it is installed it is the exact same ratio (37/75ths) but is re-typeset in order to fit the dimensions of that particular wall.

micahlexier:

Micah Lexier, Twelve of One, 2010, found objects in an existing vitrine. Exhibited at Art Metrople, Toronto. A one-year exhibition of twelve consecutive one-month vitrine displays of a variety of items including stationary, envelopes, coins, measuring devices, printed cardboard, street finds, mail art, artists multiples, lists, tests, tickets, invitations, postcards, puzzles, magic tricks, forms, metal objects, glass objects, books that artists have drawn on, books with things printed on the endpapers, books with fore-edge printing, gifts that others have given me, items with interesting provenance, samples, examples, second-hand store finds, found drawings, misprints, mistakes, sets of things, things that are perforated, things that are letter-pressed, things with numbers, things that are rubber-stamped, things printed in solid colours, things that are die-cut, things with simple type resolution, the backs of things, and a couple things that I have made.

visual-poetry:

»the left half of this sentence has the exact same number of letters and words as has the right half.«
»there are the exact same number of letters and words in this sentence as there are in the prior one.«

by micah lexier (+)

(on tumblr)

I want
To do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.

Pablo Neruda (via eukafkasialtii)

(via coello)

lookatthislittlething:

A compilation of some very lovely miniature finds on etsy. Click through to find their original homes, and consider supporting independent artists who make stuff you like!

Miniature ferret by HandmadeByNovember
Micro Unicorn Hand Sculpted Miniature by MadeWithClayAndLove
Grilled Cheese Miniature Food Necklace
10 Assorted Cute Dollhouse Miniature Petit Mini Donuts, 1:12 scale by BEADSPAGE
Miniature Book with Secret Compartment by LDelaney
I love you …. Miniature Terrarium Necklace by FaerieNest

I never realized I could miss someone with such force. It’s the most active feeling.

witchlingprincess:

baronessoffluff:

Ghibli food ALWAYS looks so good!

^^^ YES

witchlingprincess:

baronessoffluff:

Ghibli food ALWAYS looks so good!

^^^ YES

(via magicponyland)

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

Word.

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

Word.

(via the-perversions-of-quiet-girls)

philamuseum:

Throwback Thursday
Happy Birthday Christo and Jeanne-Claude, seen here in the Museum’s Great Stair Hall, which they dramatically wrapped in conjunction with the first Earth Day in 1970. See more stunning pictures of the wrapped Great Stair Hall on their website: http://ow.ly/lY5xY 

philamuseum:

Throwback Thursday

Happy Birthday Christo and Jeanne-Claude, seen here in the Museum’s Great Stair Hall, which they dramatically wrapped in conjunction with the first Earth Day in 1970. 

See more stunning pictures of the wrapped Great Stair Hall on their website: http://ow.ly/lY5xY 

(via artistandstudio)

the-absolute-best-posts:

kaeho:

Mulan - One Woman Show

YOU BROUGHT HONOR TO US ALL.

(via alternativeasian)

thefallwebseries:

Therapy Ep. 5 #watch www.thefallwebseries.com

Hey look, itsa me!

thefallwebseries:

Therapy Ep. 5 #watch www.thefallwebseries.com

Hey look, itsa me!

visual-poetry:

look what i received today:

»this is me writing« by micah lexier

if you are lucky you can get one of the last examples here: http://www.paulandwendyprojects.com/writing.html

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

(via goldncanary)